Sunday, March 23, 2014

How to raise a food snob, in six easy steps.

Are you tired of eating at McDonald's? Do you wish your children would rather eat your nutritious cooking than mac and cheese from a blue box? Follow these steps to create a completely different kind of monster:

1. Relax a little, especially when they're young. The best thing we did was allow the kids to choose what was for dinner, once a week. We rotated it so that each child would have their own turn, and for the first year or so they always chose ramen noodles or mac and cheese. Miraculously, most of our food arguments ended. 

Before then, the dinner conversation went something like this.

Kids: I don't like this. 
Me: You know, outside this house I'm known as a good cook.
Kids: You are a good cook. 
Me: Then why won't you eat what I make?
Kids: [silence]

2. Involve them in the garden. Let them discover for themselves the difference between a vine-ripened tomato and one from the grocery store. 

3. Find creative ways to encourage the children to eat the harvest. Creativity is OK. You can tell them you don't have food for groceries during harvest season, if you're desperate.

4. Introduce new foods in slow, gentle ways. For us, it was a Greek restaurant that offered cheese sandwiches on pita bread.

Kids: We love Greek food!
Parents: Yes, you do!

5. Involve them in cooking. When they want to try something really strange, let them.

6. You are now ready to try the Indian Oven and the Vietnamese noodle place. 

From there it pretty much evolves on its own. But your next lesson will be reminding them to be gracious if their friends want to go to McDonald's.




1 comment:

  1. Excellent tips. Picky eaters that don't like much of anything make me crazy.

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Emails from home

Most of our email is pretty mundane. Once in a while, though, the immediate flavor of country life sings amid the shopping lists and communications to the office. Here are some stored on our home computer, written by people in our house and edited for privacy.

Some of the terms are softened for a family audience, but not by much.

9/16/2003
Your evil kitty just woke up your son by urping up a mouse on his lion blankie.

10/13/2005
You know you live in a small town when…

...Fifty-year old people born and raised in town are ‘new comers’.

...You are more afraid of locking yourself out of your house than of being robbed.

...The library has a different schedule on every day of the week.

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...You can honestly say, "The Mayor is in front of the house fixing his manure spreader."

4/26/2006
Good news: We caught another mouse.

Bad news: We have at least one more.

Good news: He must be hungry and he thinks of traps as a food source, since he robbed the bait of an un-sprung trap, finished the bait of the sprung one, and ate an eye from his dead brother.

Hope you're done with breakfast.