Saturday, January 12, 2013

Yet another bad blogging habit that must DIE in 2013 (but probably won't).


I'm late to the party, but after wading through a bajillion New Year's blog posts on annoying blogger/twitter/social media habits that must end, here's what I think should die:

All that *&;^%#$@! swearing.

Writers do it for shock value. Readers laugh because they're surprised... except it's become so common it's not even mildly startling anymore. Especially when vile words are peppered through the whole blankety-blank post.

Like so many other inescapable, done-until-the-cleverness-has-been-worn-to-bare-threads things, it bothers me. So here's my rant for the trash-talkers:

Do you have a vocabulary problem? Do you really talk like that, or do you have some middle-school notion that you'll be more popular if you offend moms like me in front of your friends? Do you imagine that dropping the F-bomb three times in one post makes you look more clever, earnest and authentic?

Ahh. I feel better now. Thanks for listening.

6 comments:

  1. Never ever go to an Irish or Scots bar. Above all do not read Roddy Doyle's Two Pints. In Scotland/Northern England and Ireland it is not considered clever. Absof....nglutely not.

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  2. I dislike this intensely. It seems the fashion to do this in children's books, too. I'm writing historical fiction and there are grown-up characters - I simple say 'he cursed'. I find the constant use of the f work etc. unpleasant on Facebook also. Good you mentioned it.

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    1. Thanks, Carole. I understand that real people use real language--I'm just bothered by how pervasive and casual it is.

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  3. There have been many blogs that I like to check and read but when the use of words gets colorful to often, I quit reading and quit checking back to see what they have posted and what they had to say.

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  4. That's the real danger, I think. Bloggers don't realize how many people they turn off... or they don't care.

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Emails from home

Most of our email is pretty mundane. Once in a while, though, the immediate flavor of country life sings amid the shopping lists and communications to the office. Here are some stored on our home computer, written by people in our house and edited for privacy.

Some of the terms are softened for a family audience, but not by much.

9/16/2003
Your evil kitty just woke up your son by urping up a mouse on his lion blankie.

10/13/2005
You know you live in a small town when…

...Fifty-year old people born and raised in town are ‘new comers’.

...You are more afraid of locking yourself out of your house than of being robbed.

...The library has a different schedule on every day of the week.

...You are darn proud that your town has a library. Incidentally, your library account is handled not by a card but by a number that the librarian types into her computer. You have trouble remembering it, but the librarian can always tell you what it is.

...You can honestly say, "The Mayor is in front of the house fixing his manure spreader."

4/26/2006
Good news: We caught another mouse.

Bad news: We have at least one more.

Good news: He must be hungry and he thinks of traps as a food source, since he robbed the bait of an un-sprung trap, finished the bait of the sprung one, and ate an eye from his dead brother.

Hope you're done with breakfast.